The Best Story I've Ever Heard in my Entire Life, Told to me by Bekah

montaukorbust (3:11:26 AM): i had a dream you were in the other night
montaukorbust (3:11:30 AM): but we were just chatting
montaukorbust (3:11:31 AM): lol
montaukorbust (3:11:35 AM): like.. here on AIM
juniorisacult (3:11:36 AM): it wasnt a dream
juniorisacult (3:11:41 AM): we were chatting
juniorisacult (3:11:42 AM): lol
montaukorbust (3:11:45 AM): no, lol
montaukorbust (3:11:46 AM): okay well
montaukorbust (3:11:48 AM): the other morning then
juniorisacult (3:11:56 AM): i see
juniorisacult (3:11:57 AM): and then?
montaukorbust (3:12:38 AM): you told me you liked me, and i said 'lolwut' and you said no wait im sorry over and over
montaukorbust (3:12:49 AM): and then i put on my robe and wizard hat
juniorisacult (3:13:06 AM): =O
juniorisacult (3:13:24 AM): ok what does the robe and wizard hat have to do with that?
juniorisacult (3:13:31 AM): thats totally random, lol.
montaukorbust (3:14:01 AM): i cast LVL 3 Eroticism. you turned into a real sexy guy.
juniorisacult (3:14:18 AM): arent i already??
juniorisacult (3:14:19 AM): :P
montaukorbust (3:14:22 AM): then i meditated to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
montaukorbust (3:14:48 AM): i then spent my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
juniorisacult (3:15:01 AM): whats Chicken of the Infinite?
montaukorbust (3:15:13 AM): you said "you are the worst cyber friend EVER!"
montaukorbust (3:15:30 AM): and i said DONT FUCK WITH ME BITCH, IM THE MIGHTIEST SORCERESS OF THE LANDS!
montaukorbust (3:15:46 AM): then, i stole your soul and cast lightning Lvl 1,000,000.
juniorisacult (3:15:56 AM): a la chingada
montaukorbust (3:16:01 AM): your body exploded into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 druid.
juniorisacult (3:16:02 AM): sounds intense, Merlin
montaukorbust (3:16:14 AM): you told me to never talk to you again
juniorisacult (3:16:20 AM): ::lay off the WoW::
montaukorbust (3:16:35 AM): then robots tried to drill my brain, but my lightning shield inflicted a DOA attack
montaukorbust (3:16:40 AM): leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
juniorisacult (3:17:11 AM): Death of Autotune?
montaukorbust (3:17:15 AM): King Arthur then congratulated me for destroying Dr Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. the cold war ends. Regan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
montaukorbust (3:17:52 AM): then i woke up.
juniorisacult (3:18:08 AM): hands down
juniorisacult (3:18:13 AM): the best story ive ever heard